A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.  read more

First impressions are most of the time VERY IMPORTANT…this is when the girl get’s to see how the guy CAN BE in a relationship…because…if he is capable of being a gentleman first hand, than he should too be one in the long one…if you want a nice girl, they’re all around. as long as you too are nice. just be yourself and DON’T LIE about something stupid or you think is stupid because im pretty sure she’ll just laugh and brush it off…so just be true to who you are and you’ll find the right one. It doesn’t have to be hard.  read more

There is no gre,There is no greater blessing than an understanding friend,who's there in times of trouble and on whom we can depend.A friend who knows our every mood And brightens cloudy days, One who's slow to criticize But quick to offer praise.  There is no greater blessing Than a friend who always cares, One  who will remember us In daily thoughts and prayers.   read more

Being  'in Love' is magical and when it happens to us we feel like it will last forever. We are exempt from the problems of our parents and we vow to be perfect roll models to our children, who in turn will watch and learn from us, growing up strong and free from the inhibitions and insecurities that we had to deal with. This of course is the nature of falling in love. It's slightly illusory. But it creates a platform  from which the other sometimes deeper kind of loves can develop. Being 'in love' is an enviable position to be in. The whole world is more  colourful and meaning is found just being in the other persons presence. It should be enjoyed and not be looked down upon as something of less value than the other loves.  read more