Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.