October 2, 2007 - 17:16 — charan4ever

HeIGHT OF ORKUT
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scraps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scrap to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of
shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim

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December 31, 2007 - 03:13 — daniel (not verified)

Greetings for the New Year,

Greetings for the New Year, Check this out below.
Hmmm, If you are offended, hmmm, sorry ooo!!!, cos i found it extremely funny when it was first shown to me in 2003 by.... I couldnt help but laugh then and now. in 2007 i've searched and found it on the net. Its titled Height of Emotions. Read below or check out at
As today is 31st of Dec, the Height of this Year, Check it out, possibly pass on. Laugh, whatever and forget. U see there are other heights apart from the new year, just kidding!!!

Height of Emotions

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Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree

Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls

Height of innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples

Height of unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute

Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest

Height of competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall

Height of sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw

Height of technology: A condom with a zipper

Height of trouble: A one-handed man hanging from a cliff when his ass starts itching

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