Telangana rhymes -- too

English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are

Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa

Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill  read more

/*C Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}  read more

Why INDIA is in trouble?

Population: 100 crore.

9 crore retired

30 crore in state Govt and 17 crore in central Govt (Both Categoy dont work)

1 crore I.T professional (dont work for India)

25 crore in school  read more

HeIGHT OF ORKUT
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scraps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting  read more

Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God.

But, fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility

- Indian Army

Updated statement for this IN S/W INDUSTRY........

Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager.

But, fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility

- Tester

We all knew that..... but this one is damn good.  read more