man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?
sardar totly confused and ask the man
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.
date of birth to batai he nahi..

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two.

wife: thora aram se karo express chala rahe ho
Husband: to kiya margari chalaon?
itne main muna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.
jo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)

once prince charles and sardar having dinner
prince said: pass the vine you divine!
sardar thinks how poetic,
sardar says: pass the custard you bastard.

Teacher: write your father name in English.
Sikh student: beautiful red underware.
Teacher: what is this?
Student: it's not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda.

husband: aaj tak tum kitne logon k sath soi ho?
wife: sach bolon to sirf aap k sath he soi hoon.
baki sab k sath sari sari raat jagi hoon

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe.
wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k
pehli dafa hum main se koi
Brain Hambrige se mara hai

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?
Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai
jo bachon k liye khela jata hai