1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night...

3) Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out banta askd:hw ws it?Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki. Then banta took radio 2 toilet & when came out santa askd:kaisi rahi? Maja aaya? Banta:kaisa maja!Salo ne jan-gan-man laga diya,sari ki sari khare ho k karni padi.

4) Ashwarya-Main tere liye sab chod dungi,Abhishek- ma bap,Ash-han, Abhi-bhai behen,Ash-han, Abhi-films, Ash-han,Abhishek -Aur VIKASH ko bhi?Ash-Apni aukat me reho.

5) Blockbuster film- SINGUR NIYE KHELA. Action hero- BUDDHADEB.
Dustumisti nayika- MAMATA. Athithi silpi- MEDHA PATEKAR.
Producer- RATAN TATA. Kritagyata
sikar-WB.

6) Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam to ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..Wah... Wah wah..Ab

7) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.. Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai.. Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.

8) A Rose Rs.7

A Card Rs.25,

A Lunch Rs.200,

Movie Rs.150

But a friend like u

is"Priceless" ...

Zyada udo mat...

Priceless bole to "FOKAT"!

9) u stole my memories i excused !u stole my peace i excused !u stole my smile i excused u!bt this is 2 much! mere doggie ka biscuit vapis karo

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This house is gift 4 u. So plz go inside and sleep well. Aur haan aaj se road pe sona bandh!!