Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi
main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says
"MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri
coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!