BOYS
A heart is not a playing thing, A heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy.
Boys,they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he is true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue.
If you get the chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance, Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like r o m a n c e.
And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night, You see my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great though immature, The $price$ you $pay$ is $high$, He may seem sweet and gorgeous, But remember he is just a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy, That's takes a lot of nerve.
You see my friend,you need a man, To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man.
GIRLS
There are many good things in life, Like cars,$money$,and weed.
But if you want something c o n f u s i n g, A girl is all you need.
A girl doesn't say what she wants, But you're somehow supposed to know, If they want to do this or do that, Stay here,stay there,or just go.
Then there's the time,you all know what I mean, That monthly little j o y, That lets them a buse the shit out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare to look at another girl, They seem to scream,go on,and panic.
But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from "Titanic".
They give you questions like, "Am I fat?", And "If you could go with one of my friends,who?", There is no answer, face the facts, You are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, And make a tremendous fuss, So girls no matter what you think, You are just as hard to u n d e r s t a n d as us.
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haha
hahahahahaha..cool..!!..
cool. my friend had a
cool.
my friend had a girlfriend who bossed the hell out of him when she had her monthly thing. he was so sick of it! then she would ask him very day those kinds of wuestions like am i fat? i went out on a couple double dates woth them and she would always eat half a salad and ask if he wanted it and if he said no she would force him to say yes. then she would call him a pig and be like eww! you are so gross! for eating all her salad. i hate the stereotypical kinds
Hahh .
Hahahha nice one .
Dat was cool, specially da ones bout dem boys =)
Funny
my girl friend said the other day when we on the net chatting with her , she told me she was hurt , i asker all sorts of open ended question, to know the reason behind why she is upset and i felf bad for her , i wasted my 2 hours typing shit. But she said nothing , and when i told her i got to go some where out, she said u hurt me ,i was like WTF man. then i desided tp play , i did the same shit what she did to me , wasted another 2 hours and when she said she needs to go. Then i told her that u hurt me....... she said i she ignored it as if i nver said it i said it like 3 times
lol this was funny
man i hate girls all whores
grammar
do any of you people know how to talk correctly? I could barely make out what this last person said. Just in case anyone else has problems, i am going to attempt to translate what was said into something more understandable:
While chatting with my girlfriend on the internet the other day, she told me she was hurt. I then asked all sorts of open ended question in order to better understand the reasons behind why she was upset. I felt bad for her. I wasted two hours typing words[actually, he may have been correct the first time with 'shit'] and she responded with nothing. I then told her that i had to go out somewhere and she replied by saying "i hurt her". I then thought to myself "what the fuck, man" and decided to do the same thing to her that she did to me. I wasted another two hours and when she said she needed to go, I exclaimed that she hurt me. [This part was very hard to translate, i did the best I could, though.] She then ignored some random thing i forgot to mention earlier as if i had never mentioned it. However, i said it about three times.
hahaha. I found this to be very funny.
Man, i hate girls. They are all whores.
Oh yeah grammar, you are so
Oh yeah grammar, you are so perfect. This is the fucking internet, idiot. No one has to type perfect grammar. Even I understood that. If you can't understand it, your a dumb ass
Grammar.. Yeahh
*sarcasm* God! Do you even know how to type? Man, I could barely read the following beacause you left out all of the capital letters. So frustrating.
Your version:
do any of you people know how to talk correctly? I could barely make out what this last person said. Just in case anyone else has problems, i am going to attempt to translate what was said into something more understandable.
Mine:
Go back to yr 12 IB.
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