A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes herto have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would youlike me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport andasks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to mypresent?""Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!""Oh, that" she said"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent!