Wear the Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this ily and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change yoursmart-ass attitude, you never will.