There were these three men stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. All of a sudden the natives surrounded them, unhappy to see Americans on their island. The angry chief gave them a choice.

“Death or unga-bunga!” He shouted.

The first man really didn’t want to die, so he chose unga-bunga.

The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.

The second man said, “Man, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don’t want to die either. Okay….unga-bunga.”

The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.

The third man, disgusted by his friends’ decisions, shouted, “Death!”

To that, the chief shouted, “Death by unga-bunga!”