Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani
samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main
chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola:
Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.
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Girl's Father: main nahi chata k
meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare,
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain gaye,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.
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