My wife is so talented. She does the best bird imitations. She watches me like a hawk.

A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?" The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."

To run an electrical shop, you need a volting ambition to take charge. (Mike Bull

Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign.

Confucius say "Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.