An old farmer decided to visit a pond in the back of his property that he had  not visited in a long time. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and  laughing.

As he came closer, he discovered a bunch of young women were skinny dipping in his pond. He politely made the women aware of his presence, and soon they all  moved to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The farmer replied, “Oh, don’t worry about me. I didn’t come down here to see  you skinny dipping. I’m just here to feed the alligator.”