*Center for Disease Control Alert*

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest off-licence or a local supermarket and purchase one or both of the * antidotes* - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

***Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system and 'Jalsa kar'. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.*