A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.

He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.  read more

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TOP 9 - Ukraine artistic gymnastics other hand Anna Bessonova, the Athens Olympic Games runners-up

TOP 8 - Germany's Hedman, the World Fencing Championships women's champion Bastard Sword

TOP 7 - Italy's Francesca Piccinini, world champion Italy beat the team  read more