BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing Why a deadline was missed or a project failed, And who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot Of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. (Hmmm sounds familiar)

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem To absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss Rather than working hard.  read more

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?  read more

I'm wishing you
sweet dreams tonight...
dreams that are full of
warmth and romance;
dreams in which you
have nothing to lose
when you take a chance.
Fly to the stars.

Kiss the shivering moon.
Listen to the angels' harps,
and dance to heaven's tune.
And while you dream,
don't be afraid to pretend,
that your happiness will
never end.

For come dawn's light,  read more