I could feel the movement of your body
As we strolled across the floor,
You held me close and whispered
You're what I've been searching for.

You had eyes that sparkled like diamonds
A turned up nose and skin so fair
When we touched, it was like lightning,
Sparks flashed and flew everywhere.

We were lost in a world of our own
No one else was in the room,  read more

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho's car over and told him that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive Alive safety competition.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck. 'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.

'Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license,' Sipho answered.  read more

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.  read more