School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.  read more

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today' How quickly the years pass

*Tips for the ladies in year 2008*

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the [filtered word] has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.  read more