My friend Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's bar mitzvah."

"We'll try," he replied compassionately.  read more

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.  read more

ZINDAGI kisi ki AMANAT nahi hoti
AMANAT mei kabhi KHAYANAT nahi hoti
Hum se DOSTI zara sanbhal k krna
Humari DOSTI ki qaid mei ZAMANAT nahi hoti

Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai
Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi
Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi
Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain,
hum aap ko manzil samajte he,  read more