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Hi! this is my first ever blog on gleez. Hope you appriciate it.

Superb thought: "Real Tears are not those that fall from the Eyes and cover the Face... But those that flow from the Heart and cover the Soul"

The height of pain in life is to sit near the person
u love d most .....
knowing that the person can neve b urs ...!!!!!  read more

Please tell me "WHY"

WHY (can anyone give the answers)

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?  read more

Four Old Ladies

Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.

The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."

The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."  read more