man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?
sardar totly confused and ask the man
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.
date of birth to batai he nahi..

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two.  read more

A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."  read more

An anti American political opportunist from southern part of India, Mr. Anantharaman Subberman arrived at the New York airport and waited for his entry visa clearance for about two hours for the authorities to call his name.  read more

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!  read more