Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air..
Where are the clowns?

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move...
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines...  read more

UK Older People's Day 2008 marks the huge contribution older people make to families and communities. A new national photography exhibition depicting a group of energetic and passionate older people is being held in London. Photo: Vas Burton by Georgina Mason

At 91 years old, Topsy Clinch is an active member of the Pickering Flood Defence Group and volunteered to sit for this picture illustrating the devastation flooding can cause to homes and towns. Photo: The Press, York  read more

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure

Why was the gym wet?
Because the basketball players dribbled all over it

Which two days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday because the rest are weekdays.

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Because she got an F in sex.

How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore.  read more