There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"
She replies "A cock."

He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
She replies, "A cock".  read more

this can be a really healthy and satisfying dish.

Preparation Time : 20 mins.
Baking Time : 25 mins.
Cooking Time : 40 mins.
Baking Temperature : 200°C (400°F).

Ingredients

1 recipe cooked biryani rice
3 tablespoon chopped coriander
2 tablespoons chopped mint (phudina)
½ teaspoon chopped green chillies
¼ teaspoon saffron (kesar) dissolved in ¼ cup low fat milk  read more

Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."  read more

Ingredients:

1 kg rice
3/4 kg jaggery (grated)
2 tb sps of sesame seeds
Oil to fry

Method:

* Pick and wash rice.
* Soak it overnight and remove water completely (spread on a cloth for a few minutes to make sure that the rice is dry).
* Make a fine powder of it in a blender (sieve if necessary) and set aside.
* The flour should be slightly damp.  read more