Work SMS

• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -Don Marquis*

• To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. -John Dewey

• Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. -David Brent  read more

Flirt SMS

• People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth... because there is someone who loves you more than God.

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

• I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!  read more

Sap Interview Questions -part-2

22. What are the nine decision points of data warehousing?
a. Identify fact table
b. Identify dimension tables
c. Define attributes of entities
d. Define granularity of the fact table (how often
e. Pre calculated key figures
f. Slowly changing dimensions
g. Aggregates
h. How long data will be kept
i. How often data is extracted  read more

He Who Tells the Best Story

A Clergyman Was Walking Down The Street, When He Came Upon A Group Of About A Dozen Boys
All Of Them Between 10 And 12 Years Of Age

The Group Surrounded A Dog
Concerned Lest The Boys Were Hurting The Dog
He Went Over To Them And Asked
"What Are You Doing With That Dog?"

One Of The Boys Replied
"This Dog Is Just An Old Neighborhood Stray"  read more