Honour of stupid people.........

Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)  read more

short love poems for ur love ones

"Desire" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Where true Love burns Desire is Love's pure flame;

It is the reflex of our earthly frame,

That takes its meaning from the nobler part,

And but translates the language of the heart.

"She Tells Her Love" by Alfred Graves
She tell her love while half asleep,
In the dark hours,

With half-words whispered low:  read more

Get Online Cancer Support For You Or Your Family

The journey through the experience of cancer is a voyage that starts with diagnosis. Diagnosis can be a confusing, dismaying, and isolating experience. It can turn your world upside down, and make you feel alone, exhausted, and overwhelmed. Online cancer support can provide you with access to other people who have been there before. You do not have to be alone.  read more

sex education!!!!

There are a few things every parent dreads. Puberty ranks pretty high on the list but one thing that skyrockets above the others is the uncomfortable talk about where babies come from. Sex is a very hot topic no matter what age, race, creed, religion or ethnic background a person comes from. It is not necessarily the actual act that stirs up so much controversy rather it comes from the responsible choices that face pre-teens and teens.  read more

how should a gal flirt a guy???????

If you are wondering if she likes you, all you need to do is pay close attention to her words, her tone and her actions. A girl will sometimes have subtle ways to flirt with a guy; and it is the guy’s job to notice them. There are some things that a girl will never do unless she likes a guy. If you know what to look for, there will be no question as to whether a girl is just being friendly or if she is intentionally trying to flirt with a guy.  read more

top most shayaris(xcllent)

1) Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'
ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..

2) Dhala din..
Fir wahi shaam hogi..
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi...,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi.
Hasrato ki mehfil....
Uhi viraan hongi.  read more

india is no.1 bribe payer....!!!!!

London/New Delhi: India doesn’t just have loads of corruption at home, it is also the world leader in exporting graft. Months after Transparency International ranked India as among the more corrupt societies in the world, the NGO’s Bribe Payer’s Index (BPI) 2006 shows that Indian exporters are more willing than their counterparts from other countries to pay overseas bribes to secure business, clinch contracts, do deals and generally get on in the world.

Of the 30 countries surveyed by the index, India was the worst—or most willing to give—followed by China and Russia. With Brazil also ranking pretty low as the eighth biggest bribe giver, the BRIC nations—the foursome comprising Brazil, Russia, India and China, predicted to become among the biggest economies in the world by 2050—emerge as being prepared to do whatever it takes to enhance their share of the global trade pie.  read more

india ranks 6th for its currency

Hong Kong, 8 Aug 06 India ranks sixth in the world as far as its gold and currency reserves are concerned, with Japan, Russia and China holding the top three positions.

India stands at the sixth position with 164 billion dollars while China remains the biggest holder of state currency reserves with over 940 billion dollars, a report by the Currency Board of Hong Kong made on the basis of the latest official data said.  read more

New A....B....C...D try A for Apple and.......

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple  read more

Life in Real India

Can you imagine surviving on just Rs 20 per day?
Many of us spend many times that amount on maybe a snack every day.

Yet, 836 million people in India live on Rs 20 a day. That's right. 836 million Indians, according to a recent government-commissioned study, live on Rs 20 a day. That is all they can afford.

If it costs more than Rs 20, 77 per cent of this country's population cannot afford it.  read more