He said
Want a quickie?
She said
As opposed to what?

He said
I don’t know why you wear a bra; there's nothing in it.
She said
You wear briefs, don’t you?

He said
Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said
Not at all honey. I'd love you no matter who left you the money.

He said
This coffee isn’t fit for a pig!
She said  read more

Born in an impoverished village, at 16 he goes off to Aden to learn business. He returns 10 years later and starts a small company. By canny trading around the textile bazaars of Bombay, he corners the market in imported polyester, starts his own factory, outwits sclerotic bureaucrats in New Delhi who are trying to run the economy by regulation, and ultimately ignites the moribund Indian stock market with his vision of turning Reliance into a petrochemical and oil refining empire—a dream he realized not long before he died.  read more

1) Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'
ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..

2) Dhala din..
Fir wahi shaam hogi..
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi...,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi.
Hasrato ki mehfil....
Uhi viraan hongi.  read more

i Am Sorry... If I can say I'm sorry, why can't you say that it's Ok?
It was such a while ago, what I did that day.

I apologize one thousand times and still you didn't care,
I knew I knew you better then her

Every time I talk to you, you have to bring that up,
why can't you get over it, it's just a little bump.

Every time I think about it I just want to die,  read more

This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.

"That's not so much," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.  read more

We will tell you facts about Shahrukh that everyone might not know. Here is a sneak peak into Shahrukh's life.

· 2nd November 1965. In New Delhi's Talwar Nursing Home, to parents Mir Taj Muhammad and Lateef Fatima, was born a young boy. For the family, that lived in Rajinder Nagar, a middle class locality in the national capital, it was time to rejoice and celebrate the newly born.  read more