An Indian walks into a New York's City bank office and requests to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says, the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of his new Rolls  read more

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If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.  read more

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,  read more

i am hearing a song of love in ure smiles..
love!is it ure disturbence?
i am seeing a new dance in ure anklets..
love!is it ure sound?
i want this to continue for a long time.
dont ever disturb this sweet dream?
love!if u stay with me for a long time,
if ure with me every dream is true.
everyword is truth.
its sweet music in heart when ure with me.  read more

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it.  read more

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06# for IMEI

in your mobile phone

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

example 3 5 3 6 3 6 0 1 5 9 4 2 4 9 7

if the 7th & 8 th number is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembled in
Emirates which is very Bad quality  read more

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."  read more

Beauty

Beauty is defined as the phenomenon of the experience of pleasure, through the perception of balance and proportion of stimulus. It involves the cognition of a balanced form and structure that elicits attraction and appeal towards a host, creature, inanimate object, scene, music, idea, etc. It's as well seen as An assemblage or even graces or even properties pleasing to the eye, the ear, the intellect, the aesthetic faculty, or even the moral feel.

Beauty is the quality that gives pleasure to the mind or even senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or even color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.  read more