Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi
main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.  read more

Little Pat asked his dad 4 a bike 4 his birthday but his dad said:" NO because the mortgage is $1m and your mom lost her job." Next day little Pat walked out with his suitcase packed. Dad asked:"where r u going?" Pat replied:"I walked past yr bedroom last night and heard u telling Mom u were pulling out, then I heard her telling u 2 wait because she was coming too, and I'm not staying here on my own with a $1m mortgage & no bike!"
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Nun gets on a bus that is empty except 4 the busdriver. She says:"I'm going to die soon but I want to have intercourse before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it has to be anal and I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single, can u fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the driver and he fulfills her wish. Once both were satisfied he guilty says…"I'm sorry I lied. I'm married with 3 kids". "That's ok" says the nun. "I lied too. My name is Kevin & I am going to a fancy dress party."
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The 'Be' Attitudes

Be understanding to your enemies.
Be loyal to your friends.

Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.

Be generous to those who need your help.
Be frugal with that you need yourself.

Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.  read more

Shortly after our first home burned down when I was a boy we moved into a small house near the top of a mountain. The entire house was heated by a single, wood stove. My dad, brothers, and I spent days every Spring and Summer cutting and stacking the wood for it. It worked great as long as the wood wasn't wet. A lot of the time, however, this wasn't the case.  read more

Carefully examining a display in the drugstore, a man asked the pharmacist, "Do you really guarantee this hair-restorer?"

The pharmacist responded, "Better than that, sir. We give a comb with every bottle." Wouldn't you love to have that kind of confidence?  read more