Why Worry?

There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,

there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well

or whether you are going to die.

If you get well,

then there is nothing to worry about.  read more

Green,Pink,Yellow
An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!

Just Before I Die  read more

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says
to Mike,
"My elbow hurts like hell; I guess I better see a
doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
Just give it a urine
sample, and the computer will tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it.  read more

What kind of foolishness is astrology? You read about Sun Signs in the paper and you can see almost every sign says something ambiguous or relevant in some general way. Surely no real science or serious people ever believed such foolishness. Yet all your heroes from the past were believers! Even Ronald Reagan and others of today order their lives according to astrological implications. I don't and never have, but that is because I have studied the field in great depth. It isn't just astrology that is at work or through which the forces interact with all life on the planet. The palm, the foot and the head or facial make-up can be read to see what effect may have determined some of how a person will approach life. The hand has all the astrological knowledge available 'right in the palm of your' as they say. The mount of the Moon and the girdle of Venus (should you be so lucky to have one) are there along with Saturnine and Mercurious deflected energy.  read more