Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."  read more

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it. Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike. Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately". Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.  read more