IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.  read more

Year 2005

He and She are engaged. Both are working in Hyderabad, while their parents are at Vizag. They are going by the same train to Vizag. Incidentally, the first time they are traveling together  read more

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing  read more

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum.

From the looks of him, he had no car, no home, no clean clothes, and no money. There are times when you feel generous but there are other times that you just don't want to be bothered. This was one of those "don't want to be bothered times."  read more

Optimism, Hope and Motivation

1. When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process."

2. Wilma Rudolph was the 20th of 22 children. She was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with a paralyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actua! lly won race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered. Eventually this little girl, who was told she would never walk again, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.  read more

*How To Attract Opposite Sex*
*BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION *

Want to be the one who gets noticed? Stand in the center of the room. Where you are in a room (and what you're doing) has a lot to do with your ability to attract the opposite sex. Where should you be for the highest impact and the greatest number of interested cuties? Smack-dab in the center of the room, standing up and moving around a bit.  read more

A new Army Captain was assigned to an army infantry in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind the mess tent.

He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ..m-m-m.... urges.That's why we have the camel, sir."  read more

* To fall in love.

* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear your last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, you donýt see a lot, but you want to.  read more

Dreams are more Your life's dreams are more than just places to go, people to know, things to acquire, and experiences to have.
Your dreams express who you are.

Behind every dream is a purpose.
That purpose is, and always has been, yours.
And so, in a very real sense, every sincere dream you have is already yours.
And you are already in the process of living it through.
The tokens and outer appearances of that dream may not yet be completely manifested. Yet within you, that dream is fully alive and real.  read more