ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was  read more

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche  screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit,  Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre   Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd:
"If I can tell you how many  sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"  read more

You are not alone
My heart is on your path
Every journey taken
Will find its way at last  read more

  A...Accepts You As You Are
  B...Believes In 'You'
  C...Call You Just To Say 'HI'
  D...Doesn't Give Up In You
  E...Envisions The Whole Of You (even the unfinished parts....)
  F...Forgives Your Mistakes
  G...Gives Unconditionally
  H...Helps You
  I...Invites You Over
  J...Just 'Be' With You
  K...Keep You Close At Heart  read more

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total takeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.  read more

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge.

"We want to see the president," the man said softly.  read more

1. Ur HEART beats faster when U hear O their name.
2. UR body melts when U R in their arms.
3. They R the only G that U want 2 be with.
4. No G else is even worth looking at…
5. U would walk B miles N the ]snow just 2 C them  read more

God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" - God granted his wish.

God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years."  read more

In the name of God who has not begotten,nor has begotten.

Take care of Your Head:

Take care of what you are thinking, what is coming as a thought in your mind, is it good, healthy, or something harmful or corrupt .Have you ever taken care how much do you waste your brain in foolish thoughts, how much do you waste yourself in day dreaming. How much brain you use in Sins pursuits.....Take care it is not free to use. You have to take care.with this brain you can contemplate and devise many beneficial things for you and all.You can ponder over the real cause of our anxiety and you can think how to raise the word of God in this world. Take care..........  read more

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.

With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.  read more